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- Tue May 14, 2024 6:36 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Breaking News....
Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first
Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first
- Mon May 13, 2024 12:51 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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The fact that there is a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:30 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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The man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:25 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Meanwhile in Ireland a chap has discovered the oldest person to have ever lived.
He took reporters to a very small headstone that read :-
193
Miles from Dublin.
He took reporters to a very small headstone that read :-
193
Miles from Dublin.
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Wrexham really have to hope Hollywood don't get bored when the documentary goes stale. Some of their fans are completely blind / choose not to.see.the debt that is being placed round the clubs neck. If they walk away it's curtains. Finishing mid table and going out of the cup in the 1st round shoul...
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:15 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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My son came home from school today and said
"dad I've failed biology at school".
" I'm your mum". I replied.
"dad I've failed biology at school".
" I'm your mum". I replied.
- Thu May 09, 2024 11:23 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
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Jesus Christ was originally going to be named Gary until Mary stubbed her toe.
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:01 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
- Mon Apr 15, 2024 6:32 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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My Dad was telling me he bought his 1st car from the Krays.
I said what reg ?
He said no Ronnie I think.
I said what reg ?
He said no Ronnie I think.
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:05 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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I used to know how to make those little fizzy sweets but then I forgot…
So I went on a Refresher course!
So I went on a Refresher course!
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 3:20 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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The actor who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek has announced that his female lingerie business has been a total failure...
In hindsight, maybe Shatner Knickers wasn't the best name for the venture!
In hindsight, maybe Shatner Knickers wasn't the best name for the venture!
- Wed Mar 06, 2024 7:38 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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BREAKING NEWS
Due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off!
Due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off!
- Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:46 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Poo jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.
But they are a solid number 2.
But they are a solid number 2.
- Sat Mar 02, 2024 4:51 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Still can't understand how the local cemetery can put its prices up and blame it on the cost of living.
- Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:45 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
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I watched 3 people jogging outside my window.
It inspired me
To get up and close the curtains
It inspired me
To get up and close the curtains