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The Theatre of Streams

At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Regan Booty (scored in normal time, but then missed a penalty in the shoot-out), Robbie Tinkler and goalkeeping coach Dale Walker all played their part in Gateshead's win (on penalties after a 2-2 draw) over Solihull Moors in the FA Trophy Final at Wembley. Is it right it was the same Solihull play...

With the takeover at Torquay now completed, the new consortium will be giving a role to Neil Warnock.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o

My wife has just started going through the change.....Bless her.

It's going to be really weird calling her John...

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quite whilst she cooked dinner.............

So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest living man.

He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it again!

I was in a taxi last night and the taxi driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do......"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"

I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives.

so instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.

Wife - How would you describe me?

Me - A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K

Wife - What does that mean?

Me - Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot

Wife - Aw. Thank you, but what about I,J,K?

Me - I'm Just Kidding!

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:10 pm I have always thought it was strange that “Flat Earthers” want to spread their beliefs around the World…..

The earth is 71% water, that is uncarbonated.

So, technically flat.

They say cows are bad for the environment.
All they do is eat plants and fart.

kinda like vegans.

Glass Coffins.....

Will they be popular?

Remains to be seen........

I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born.