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The Theatre of Streams

At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Regan Booty (scored in normal time, but then missed a penalty in the shoot-out), Robbie Tinkler and goalkeeping coach Dale Walker all played their part in Gateshead's win (on penalties after a 2-2 draw) over Solihull Moors in the FA Trophy Final at Wembley. Is it right it was the same Solihull play...

Wealdstone have appointed Matt Taylor as their new manager.

https://www.wealdstone-fc.com/post/brea ... ne-manager

With the takeover at Torquay now completed, the new consortium will be giving a role to Neil Warnock.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o

My wife has just started going through the change.....Bless her.

It's going to be really weird calling her John...

Have new owners - Club Underdog

https://www.daggers.co.uk/news/-NxMtwo5KteXFyUNYzfF

Good game and great crowd and atmosphere.If we could get a Nepalese player in our team good enough for Conference the support could be mega They must be out there Alf . Maidstone have midfielder Bivesh Gurung who's contract is up, but has been offered a new contract for next season. Maidstone-born,...

Half Time:
Worthing 1 - 1 Braintree

Old Bob wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 8:34 pm Pleased to see the back of Bromley's plastic pitch. Cheerio.

Though the NL will be welcoming Tamworth and their plastic pitch from next season.
Out goes one, in comes another.

2 - 2

1 - 1

For anyone interested in the Local Election results for Rushmoor as a whole, I make it: Labour 10,739 (48.6%) Conservative 8,218 (37.2%) Others (14.2%) So Labour 11.4% ahead, although this would fall to around 5-6% if the Yateley Wards from Hart Council, which are part of the 'Aldershot' Parliament...

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quite whilst she cooked dinner.............

So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest living man.

He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.