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- Mon May 13, 2024 8:41 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Makes our occasional ‘drippage’ seem quite trivial
- Replies: 7
- Views: 882
Re: Makes our occasional ‘drippage’ seem quite trivial
The Theatre of Streams
At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).
At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:49 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 219699
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
- Sun May 12, 2024 10:21 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3568
Re: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
Regan Booty (scored in normal time, but then missed a penalty in the shoot-out), Robbie Tinkler and goalkeeping coach Dale Walker all played their part in Gateshead's win (on penalties after a 2-2 draw) over Solihull Moors in the FA Trophy Final at Wembley. Is it right it was the same Solihull play...
- Sat May 11, 2024 9:57 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Wealdstone
- Replies: 0
- Views: 535
Wealdstone
Wealdstone have appointed Matt Taylor as their new manager.
https://www.wealdstone-fc.com/post/brea ... ne-manager
https://www.wealdstone-fc.com/post/brea ... ne-manager
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:10 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3568
Re: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
With the takeover at Torquay now completed, the new consortium will be giving a role to Neil Warnock.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:24 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 219699
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
My wife has just started going through the change.....Bless her.
It's going to be really weird calling her John...
It's going to be really weird calling her John...
- Mon May 06, 2024 5:29 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: England C v Nepal - 6/5/24
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6376
Re: England C v Nepal - Any Squad News?
Good game and great crowd and atmosphere.If we could get a Nepalese player in our team good enough for Conference the support could be mega They must be out there Alf . Maidstone have midfielder Bivesh Gurung who's contract is up, but has been offered a new contract for next season. Maidstone-born,...
- Mon May 06, 2024 4:01 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: This weekend’s NL playoff finals
- Replies: 82
- Views: 4719
Re: This weekend’s NL playoff finals
Half Time:
Worthing 1 - 1 Braintree
Worthing 1 - 1 Braintree
- Sun May 05, 2024 8:44 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: This weekend’s NL playoff finals
- Replies: 82
- Views: 4719
- Sun May 05, 2024 4:30 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: This weekend’s NL playoff finals
- Replies: 82
- Views: 4719
- Sun May 05, 2024 4:11 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: This weekend’s NL playoff finals
- Replies: 82
- Views: 4719
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:45 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 219699
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quite whilst she cooked dinner.............
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!
- Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:27 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 219699
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest living man.
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
- Thu Jan 25, 2024 10:44 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 219699
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again!
"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again!