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- Mon May 13, 2024 8:41 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Makes our occasional ‘drippage’ seem quite trivial
- Replies: 7
- Views: 920
Re: Makes our occasional ‘drippage’ seem quite trivial
The Theatre of Streams
At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).
At a height of roughly 55m, Old Trafford Falls stands as England’s 4th tallest waterfall behind only Cauldron Snout (60m), Canonteign Falls (70m) and Cautley Spout (76m).
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:49 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
- Sun May 12, 2024 10:21 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4522
Re: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
Regan Booty (scored in normal time, but then missed a penalty in the shoot-out), Robbie Tinkler and goalkeeping coach Dale Walker all played their part in Gateshead's win (on penalties after a 2-2 draw) over Solihull Moors in the FA Trophy Final at Wembley. Is it right it was the same Solihull play...
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:10 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4522
Re: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
With the takeover at Torquay now completed, the new consortium will be giving a role to Neil Warnock.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:24 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
My wife has just started going through the change.....Bless her.
It's going to be really weird calling her John...
It's going to be really weird calling her John...
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 12:45 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quite whilst she cooked dinner.............
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!
- Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:27 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest living man.
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
- Thu Jan 25, 2024 10:44 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again!
"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again!
- Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:04 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
I was in a taxi last night and the taxi driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do......"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"
- Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:32 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives.
so instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.
so instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.
- Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:12 am
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Wife - How would you describe me?
Me - A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Wife - What does that mean?
Me - Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot
Wife - Aw. Thank you, but what about I,J,K?
Me - I'm Just Kidding!
Me - A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Wife - What does that mean?
Me - Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot
Wife - Aw. Thank you, but what about I,J,K?
Me - I'm Just Kidding!
- Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:21 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
- Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:13 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
They say cows are bad for the environment.
All they do is eat plants and fart.
kinda like vegans.
All they do is eat plants and fart.
kinda like vegans.
- Fri Sep 22, 2023 4:06 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Glass Coffins.....
Will they be popular?
Remains to be seen........
Will they be popular?
Remains to be seen........
- Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:19 pm
- Forum: ShotsWeb
- Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
- Replies: 1814
- Views: 219974
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.
Then I was born.