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by Shots1954
Fri May 10, 2024 9:49 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards
Replies: 28
Views: 4528

Re: Ex-Player & Manager News - May 8th onwards

Chalkie wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 9:10 pm With the takeover at Torquay now completed, the new consortium will be giving a role to Neil Warnock.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... kldvypz29o
And why not.....a good man Neil!👍
by Shots1954
Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:21 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?"
"Because roads hadn't been invented in those days".....
by Shots1954
Thu Jan 25, 2024 4:03 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Constructive ideas for Ground Development
Replies: 274
Views: 60845

Re: Constructive ideas for Ground Development

lanternhall wrote: Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:53 pm When are you people going to realise that it's not going to happen?
Sadly lanternhall I think you are quite right!
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:16 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

How did the Scarecrow get a degree?

He was outstanding in his field.......
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:16 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

2 Goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing" ?
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:15 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do!
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:15 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Hot News!

Lukozade will not be sold in boots anymore.

As it comes through the lace holes........
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

My friend David lost his id yesterday.

Now I just call him Dav.......
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Would anyone like a few of my chimney jokes?

I've stacks of them!......
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car......

Now everyone waves at me!
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

I've been looking for a cure for my hiccups.......but I'm not holding my breath!
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Well I never thought that I'd be one of those people who go for a five Mile jog at 6am.

And I was right, I'm not!!
by Shots1954
Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”
by Shots1954
Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:10 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

The best pasta I ever bought was from spaghetti junction.........
by Shots1954
Sun Jan 08, 2023 6:43 pm
Forum: ShotsWeb
Topic: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
Replies: 1814
Views: 219993

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

I have just been diagnosed with bacon flu, I did have swine flu but they cured me