STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:52 pm

My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza…

I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sun Nov 06, 2022 11:05 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:52 pm My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza…

I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:32 am

I had a job interview recently and was asked did I consider a glass half full or half empty?

I replied “Half full.”

I was hired for the Golden Wonder Crisp factory packing department immediately!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 5:13 pm

I do like to post chemistry puns but only periodically.

They often get no reaction...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Nov 07, 2022 8:48 pm

There’s probably a solution to that….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:39 am

BREAKING NEWS!

Boy George has been attacked by a lizard on ‘I’m a Celebrity’.

They should have got a calmer chameleon...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:50 pm

Therapist: "I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are?"

Me: "Can't say I do."

Therapist: "That's one of them!"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:07 pm

My friend Emma is a radiologist in the X-Ray department…

I call her ‘Boney Em’.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 8:26 am

I thought that training as an airport baggage handler would be fairly simple…

But actually there's a lot to take on board!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:16 pm

I used to work in MI6 as an interrogator. They got rid of me for some reason, but I just accepted it and didn’t ask why…….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 9:19 am

I gave my wife a length of yellow and green shrouded wire for her birthday.

Well, I did promise her the earth...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 1:34 pm

I used to play a musical instrument on cruise ships’.

‘Piano ?’

‘No, Cunard’...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 6:00 pm

I used to play the piano in a Saloon bar in Dodge City, but got the sack when I carried on playing when a stranger walked in.

Actually jokes aside, circa 1980 I went into “The Cannon” outside the Rec. It did suddenly go silent and everyone turned round. However as soon as the red and blue scarf was sighted, it all went back to normal!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 7:29 am

Last week I posed naked for a men's fitness magazine...

I think the cashier would have preferred if I'd just paid for it.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:45 pm

I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of Microsoft Office.

It's really improved my outlook!

ShotsWeb

STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)