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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:22 am

Told my girlfriend that I wanted to make her mine. She wasn't happy when I gave her a helmet, a pick axe and a Davy lamp.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:24 pm

I have opened a shop at Gatwick which sells bags with pictures of Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Jim Dale on them!

It’s called “Carry on Luggage!”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:23 pm

Did my first nude painting yesterday…

The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 9:12 am

I was going to write a pun about people in medieval times only being able to afford one property but then I had second forts.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:30 am

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 9:12 am I was going to write a pun about people in medieval times only being able to afford one property but then I had second forts.

I like that one,

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 1:01 pm

I accidentally took some of my cats medicine this morning.

I think I’m OK but don’t ask meow that happened…

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Feb 05, 2023 9:00 pm

I won a city break on the French Riviera. It was really Nice!

Dr Jim Royle · Post by **Dr Jim Royle** » Tue Feb 07, 2023 7:04 am

I dreamt I saw Death, War, Famine, and Conquest all riding towards me. Each one looked as if they wanted to kiss me.

Yes they were the four horsemen of the puckered lips.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:15 am

The wife and I went to a marriage guidance councillor. He asked if I knew what her favourite flower was. I held her hand and looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "I know this one, it's self-raising isn't it ?" ....

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 6:42 pm

I have just bought a shire horse. My last one was just a bit to familiar with everyone they met……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 8:10 pm

I covered myself in creosote earlier today…

No particular reason, just thought I'd treat myself!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 8:10 pm

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 6:42 pm I have just bought a shire horse. My last one was just a bit to familiar with everyone they met……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:51 pm

I just saw a pigeon buy a car...

Well I say buy, he put a large deposit down on it!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 10:09 pm

I’ve just successfully bred a cross between a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I bet that’ll come back to bite me...

frimley_greener · Post by **frimley_greener** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:54 am

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is very heavy............

The other is a little lighter.........

ShotsWeb

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