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Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:32 am

I ran out of toilet paper, so I'm doing that 'trousers half up waddle' to go and get some more......

I'm almost at Tesco now.....

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:47 am

A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries.
I’m not doing that again. I’m going back to whipped cream!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 12:23 pm

A friend of mine was a badge thief although they tried to pin it on me!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:05 pm

I like making puns about eyes.

The cornea the better.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:30 am

I had a funny encounter helping a man in a black robe with a scythe clear the ice off his car.
I think I was de-icing with death.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:10 am

I just bought my wife a belt and matching bag for her birthday. She says the Hoover hasn't work so well for ages.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:36 am

I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia…

We were separated at Perth!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 12:18 pm

A farmer has taken me to court for painting his cows orange.
It's the amber herd trial all over again.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:39 pm

I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day…

Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:04 pm

I see Aldi have now started to limit essential goods. Customers are limited to 2 of the following items:

• Tomatoes
• Avocados
• Cucumbers
• Welders
• Sports bras
• Spare wheel for a barrow
• Inflatable flamingo

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:55 am

I was at Farnham Station last week waiting for my train and was trying to send a text to someone. It was so cold I kept on pressing the wrong keys and I think I was showing the first symptoms of typothermia……..

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:03 am

Glad to say my University have voted me as “Student most likely to travel back in time 2063!”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:52 pm

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom...I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely !

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 am

When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with £1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 chocolate bars and a magazine.

Nowadays........ CCTV everywhere.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:24 am

I've started using Vauxhall Sandpaper.
It's a little Corsa.

ShotsWeb

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