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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:22 am

Due to a water shortage our local swimming pool will be closing lanes 7 and 8. Apologies for any inconvenience.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:21 pm

I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Nov 17, 2023 11:27 pm

I got a job at a timber merchant checking daily,weekly, monthly and annual sales data. I had to go through the logs ever day!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 18, 2023 7:20 pm

Went for a run this morning but had to turn back after two minutes because I had forgotten something…

Forgot I was a fat git who can't run!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:49 am

I have figured out why wasps are so weird! They are in sects!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:40 pm

I dreamt last night that I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up…

…and realized it was just a Fanta sea.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Nov 20, 2023 9:36 pm

I came second in a star naming competition, but I won a constellation prize….

Calling the shots · Post by **Calling the shots** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:12 pm

I came across this homeless bloke the other day. He was sat on the floor with a guitar, singing "Take a look at my girlfriend"

I said, "That's Supertramp."

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 2:22 pm

There has been a recent spate of thefts of Amazon parcels…

The good news is Police say they have a Prime suspect!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:43 am

Bloke 1 - It was cold last night
Bloke 2 - Yes it was minus 7
Bloke 1- minus 7 ??
Bloke 2 - Snow White slept on her own

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:45 am

Bloke 1 - Not feeling Happy at the moment
Bloke 2 - Which one are you feeling now then ?

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:53 am

There was a bloke getting aggressive in the pub last night because no-one was putting on any 80’s classics. Fortunately when the Police came, he calmed down….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 7:35 pm

Sometimes I wake up Grumpy.
Sometimes I let her sleep in

RedanRoadshot · Post by **RedanRoadshot** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:03 pm

Heard this one in a bar in New York, two Americans were talking to each other, from ear wigging the conversation was between a lawyer and a doctor. It was the lawyer telling the joke.

3 guys were swimming in the sea, a priest, a doctor and lawyer, they realised they were being circled by a shark. The priest said, I’m not worried, i can call on the good lord to save me. The doctor said, I’m not worried, I can call on the best medical expertise to stich me up. The lawyer said, well it wont attack me out of professional courtesy.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 11:53 pm

I just saw a Double Whopper, a Big Mac and a Boneless Banquet fall out of a nightclub. I really don’t like seeing food wasted….

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