STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Do you find it odd when you find lovers have carved their names on trees? Who takes knives out on a romantic date?

[Chalkie]

Just been in Sainsbury's this morning to do some food shopping and I was behind an elderly lady in the queue who was also up early.
Her bill came to £41.80 but when she counted out her change she had just under £40.
She didn’t want me to help her, but I insisted seeing as it's Christmas and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.

[Fuggletim]

I just bought a 4 x Litre SUV! My friend look horrified and asked why did I no5 think of the rainforests and glaciers? I told him the 4 x 4 will cope…..

[Anon E Mouse]

Ive just joined the Dyslexic orchestra.
I play the Toblerone

[Anon E Mouse]

Theres a horse and cart parked up outside my house. I'm not going anywhere near it, in case its a trap.

[Anon E Mouse]

Just how do you give up in a towel throwing contest ?

[Anon E Mouse]

My doctor has told me I need to give up drinking. Its going to be a big change for me.
Ive been with that doctor for 25 years.

[Fuggletim]

I hear Chris Rea has a few problems at Christmas as his car has just failed its MOT……..

Some great jokes Anon, by the way! The one about the Doctor reminds me of my first job medical where the Doctor commented I was overweight. After confirming it was partly beer related, he said “Is it a case of having one pint with your friends which leads to another and another? “ I told him it was to which he replied “Yes, I know! I do it every night! “

[Anon E Mouse]

He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice.

He left it at home.

He's texting his wife.

[Anon E Mouse]

I hear Chris Rea has a few problems at Christmas as his car has just failed its MOT……..

Some great jokes Anon, by the way! The one about the Doctor reminds me of my first job medical where the Doctor commented I was overweight. After confirming it was partly beer related, he said “Is it a case of having one pint with your friends which leads to another and another? “ I told him it was to which he replied “Yes, I know! I do it every night! “

[Anon E Mouse]

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her Christmas present.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

[Fuggletim]

I read Dicken’s “A Christmas Carol” last week and so enjoyed it, I read “Great Expectations” this week! I didn’t think it was a good as it could have been…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I read Dicken’s “A Christmas Carol” last week and so enjoyed it, I read “Great Expectations” this week! I didn’t think it was a good as it could have been…..

[Richard Petty]

Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her Christmas present.

We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

Thanks for this one, I have had success using it myself to a few people today.

Who needs crackers when we have Shotsweb

[Fuggletim]

Couldn’t help notice over Christmas, my Grandson, Son and myself were all wearing the same trousers. That jeans for you……