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Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:46 pm

Yoko Ono is going into the jungle to advise the contestants on bush tucker survival techniques...

She's an expert as she's managed to live off one Beatle for over 40 years!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 5:47 pm

My missus is slightly cold and wants the heating on. I'm quite warm and don't want the heating on...

So we've compromised and put the heating on!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 12, 2022 9:07 am

I was just wondering what the rapper Jay-Z used to call his wife before they got married?

Was it “Feyonce?”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:03 am

I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings…

I do my final eggs ham tomorrow

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:50 am

I read a book last night called “How to end sentences with Beatles song titles”.

Thats two hours of my life I wont get back…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:54 am

BREAKING NEWS

Phillip Schofield has already seen the new Peter Kay tour!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:52 pm

I went to the zoo once, there was just one dog in it, it was a shihtzu...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 6:27 pm

11 years ago my pal Jamie came running out shouting 'It's a boy' with tears running down his cheeks.
We never went back to Thailand.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:37 pm

A thief stole my wife's credit card just over a week ago...

I haven't reported it yet, as they've not been spending as much as she does!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:15 pm

Trawlermen don’t make much money. I asked several what was their net worth, and most said “about £20 or so…”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:33 am

Most political commentators and journalists won’t eat yeast extract but Andrew Marr might.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:38 pm

I went up to a pregnant lady at the bus stop in Farnham today and asked her when it was due?

She told me 3 x weeks, so I decided to walk…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:09 am

I once made a belt decorated with herbs from my garden.

That was a waist of thyme...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:54 pm

BREAKING NEWS Ivan Toney has denied that the recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England Squad and states he is gutted he will not be involved in Monday’s 2 - 2 draw with Iran..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:53 am

My wife has just come tumbling down the stairs!!

I told her not to buy that slinky nightdress...

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