STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I just watched a horror film about a killer teabag!

I was surprised it was only given a PG rating...

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the doctors yesterday wearing creased clothes.

He says I have an iron deficiency...

[Richard Petty]

I went i9ntoa shop today and asked why the exit sign above the door was flickering, he said "It's on the way out"

[Richard Petty]

A woman is suing a hospital, after her husband lost all interest in sex following recent treatment he had...

The hospital in their defence have stated, "All we did was correct his eyesight!"

[Richard Petty]

Paused a film last night to make a cup of tea...

I've now lost my job at the cinema!

[Fuggletim]

My other half’s tropical fruit diet is going too far. It is enough to make a mango crazy………

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING : Qatar Bans Football In Stadiums

[Anon E Mouse]

Black Friday is such a rip off!

I went on Amazon yesterday and ordered four Kindles and today they delivered a ‘Two Ronnies’ DVD!

[Anon E Mouse]

I just had a terrible nightmare that I was trapped inside a snow globe!

I'm OK though, just feel a bit shaken up...

[Fuggletim]

Never quite sure how “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” ever became such a best seller! The story is full of holes….

[Graham Stovold]

Fred Flintstone is boycotting the World Cup, Qatar do not sell alcohol, but Abu Dhabi do.

Nicked it from Facebook so don’t blame me

[Anon E Mouse]

My sex life is like a Ferrari...

I don't have a Ferrari!

[Anon E Mouse]

I put my hair in a bun yesterday.

That’s why I no longer work at Greggs.

[Fuggletim]

My co-worker let out an absolutely horrific fart! It was so bad I had to open the window, which is a bit concerning as we are both Pilots for British Airways….

[Anon E Mouse]

I got knocked off my bike by a council lorry preparing the road for cold weather.

"Why don't you look where you're going!" I shouted through gritted teeth...