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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Jan 11, 2023 6:38 pm

My wife says I try to make everything into a 'quiz'. Is that:

a) weird

b) annoying

c) unfair

d) all of the above

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 10:12 am

Shame nothing is built in the UK anymore.
I just bought a new TV which says “Built in Antenna”
I don’t even know where that is!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 2:09 pm

I recently asked the local vicar, a keen gardener, if he knew of a way to prevent my salad herbs being eaten by slugs and other creatures. He said, "Lettuce spray!"

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jan 12, 2023 9:57 pm

I have a great idea for a sports stadium! I’m doing a pitch on Dragons Den next week!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:28 pm

I found a bottle on the beach today and when I rubbed it a genie appeared.

He was a bit mean though and only offered me one wish so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jan 15, 2023 8:43 am

Good one Richard!

In the meantime I always dreamed of having my name up in lights in every theatre and cinema in the world! I changed my name to “Exit”…

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:45 pm

Apparently Spurs have asked the fan that kicked Ramsdale to hand himself in, so they can issue a lifetime ban.

627 fans have come forward to say it was them.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:29 pm

30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 l except for February with 28, and January with about 800!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:09 pm

I was at the luggage carousel at Gatwick North Terminal and couldn’t help noticing that everyone’s luggage was better than mine. It was a real worst case scenario…..

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:52 am

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:06 am

I'd like to thank my neighbour for placing a cover over my car last night when it was frosty.

Ta, Pauline.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:15 am

When I rang Seaworld. I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:02 pm

One in 4 carp in a pond are actually fake to protect the others from predators, you have the A koi, B koi, C koi and the D koi

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:09 pm

Polce toay say they are nvestgatng a strng of I.D. thefts.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:25 pm

Just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist…

He kept that quiet!

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