STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

It is traditional that whoever catches the brides bouquet will be the next to get married.

Now, throwing a bouquet at a funeral is not such a good plan though……

[Tices Shot]

Just wanted to thank all those that contribute to this thread / the last BOOM BOOM thread.

I share most of these with my work lot and gives us a good laugh for half hour or so each day!

I always tell them they are not my jokes though and let them know where I find them

[Richard Petty]

Just wanted to thank all those that contribute to this thread / the last BOOM BOOM thread.

I share most of these with my work lot and gives us a good laugh for half hour or so each day!

I always tell them they are not my jokes though and let them know where I find them

I share a lot of the jokes on here as well, its nice to see this has continued ever since Graham Stovold stsrted the original thread to cheer us all up when we went into the first Covid kickdown. Hard to belueve that was nearly 3 years ago.

[Fuggletim]

Could I just mention to those I got books for Christmas that the return date for the library is 03rd February……

[frimley_greener]

I know it is a long shot....but does anyone know what a Trebuchet is?

[Anon E Mouse]

I have a habit of taking pictures of myself in the shower, but they always come out too blurry.

I think I may have selfie steam issues...

[80fc]

Sadly as much as I love the Shots, the cost of supporting them and trying to keep a house clean and tidy just doesn't go together, so sadly a lot of stuff has got to go. Serious offer only. I've got the following for sale.
Dustpan and brush
dusters
windowlene
washing up liquid
Polish
Broom

[Fuggletim]

Sometimes in life, I find to get on you have to tread on people’s toes sometimes. I never made it as a ballroom dancer though…..

[Anon E Mouse]

Apparently exercise helps with decision making. It's true…

I went for a run this morning and decided I'm never going again!

[Fuggletim]

I was doing a crossword and came across the clue “Religious song” with 4 x letters..

Hymn, that’s a difficult one I thought……

[Anon E Mouse]

There were six pies sitting on a shelf. One jumped off onto the floor. One by one, the others followed…

They were lemming meringue pies!

[Fuggletim]

I tripped over a pile of my other half’s bras. I think she had laid a booby trap for me!

[Anon E Mouse]

My uncle set a new world record by getting 22 pigeons to land on him...

What a ledge!

[WTF]

My ex wife came round yesterday.

I didn't even know she was in a coma!

[WTF]

I have this pen that writes underwater

It also writes other words............