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Gone West · Post by **Gone West** » Wed May 22, 2024 3:21 pm

Two slices of bread got married. All was going well until the time came to toast the bride & groom.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed May 22, 2024 5:14 pm

The wife said she was leaving me as I keep talking like a news reader...

More on that story later!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed May 22, 2024 5:16 pm

Every one in my town wears woollen jumpers that are a size too small...

We're a very tight knit community!

Gone West · Post by **Gone West** » Wed May 22, 2024 5:38 pm

Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony didn’t go too well but the reception was brilliant!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed May 22, 2024 5:47 pm

I was just about to cross the road the other day when a delivery vehicle turned at speed and missed be by millimetres, as it went past the aerial which was loose caught me and scratched my neck.

A few days later the scratch was really sore and inflamed so I went to the doctor. After examining me he said he had bad news for me, he told me that I had contracted a very bad case of Van aerial disease.

Gone West · Post by **Gone West** » Wed May 22, 2024 5:54 pm

Took my car in for a service last weekend but it wouldn’t fit through the church door.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed May 22, 2024 10:22 pm

I have just returned from Dubai where I was offered 40 x Camels for my other half! I normally smoke Rothmans King Size, but I thought it was a bargain, so I took it anyway!

Gone West · Post by **Gone West** » Tue May 28, 2024 10:19 am

Little lad was walking to school with his Dad.

The boy asks “Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?”

“No son” replies Dad.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue May 28, 2024 1:16 pm

I have asked a builder to come and look at the condensation problem in my house. I have told him, he can come whenever he likes as the kettle is always on…….

Gone West · Post by **Gone West** » Wed May 29, 2024 5:39 pm

Bought a 74” TV just to watch next season’s Premier League. It came with no leads.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed May 29, 2024 9:11 pm

I bought one of those doorbells which you can see who is ringing the bell. I just could not get it to work and then I realised it was a Nokia…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jun 09, 2024 10:43 am

I’ve just stocked my fridge with beers for the Euros

Customised for matches

I've got San Miguel for when Spain play because it's Spanish, Beck's for when Germany play because it's German, Kronenberg when France play because it's French and Carling for when Scotland play because it's crap

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jun 09, 2024 12:20 pm

Last winter my laptop froze. Think I had too many windows open……

beechcroft · Post by **beechcroft** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 10:04 pm

Had the worst day ever..i paid a joiner to build me a double bed and now hes done a bunk..it's just one thing on top of another

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Jun 12, 2024 11:17 pm

I got divorced and re-married. It was a wife changing experience!

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