Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:48 pm

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:48 pm

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:49 pm

What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:49 pm

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:50 pm

What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:51 pm

I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 8:51 pm

When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:31 pm

What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a Lentil?

I wouldn't let a Chick Pea in my mouth.........

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:37 pm

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:38 pm

What do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:39 pm

What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:39 pm

What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:40 pm

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but its flag is a big plus!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:40 pm

My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.

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