Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less.

The barman asks, "What's Less?"

I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"

Are you and Mr Mouse reading the same book

I think it's a case of great minds thinking alike HT.

[Fuggletim]

Actually despite "Laziness" not being an Olympic Sport, I did enter the "Suntanning" discipline and won Bronze.....

[bordon shot]

The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cow across the water.

[Fuggletim]

I eat 4 x cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti last night. Really had a heavy vowel movement this morning as a result!

[BillB]

IS THAT ALL?????????

[Anon E Mouse]

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

[Shots1954]

What's red and shaped like a bucket? A blue bucket painted red......

[Shots1954]

Why don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

[Shots1954]

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

[Shots1954]

What does a house wear? Address!

[Shots1954]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

[Shots1954]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

[Shots1954]

Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.

[Shots1954]

I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

[Fuggletim]

I once swallowed a couple of tablets without any water! The staff in the iStore in Basingstoke weren't happy......