Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 11:49 am

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas…

"Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” she replied.

So I bought her nothing.

redandbluescb · Post by **redandbluescb** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 11:52 am

woeking

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:54 pm

My other half goes out with her Driving Instructor at least 3 x times a week. Not sure why, as she passed her test in 1996……

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:37 pm

I have been going to a fortune teller for the last 5 years but all she ever tells me is that its going to be a cold winter, turns out when she went to buy her crystal ball she was sold a Snowglobe by mistake

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Dec 28, 2023 8:45 pm

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Dec 28, 2023 10:38 pm

In a society of Crows, is every unsolved crime a murder mystery?

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:45 am

What does someone with diarrhoea have in common with the owner of an electric car?

They both hope they will make it home........

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Dec 30, 2023 9:56 am

You know when someone in front of you waves and you wonder if they are waving to you, or someone behind you? Well anyway, I am not a Lifeguard any more at the swimming pool……

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:04 am

I was in a taxi last night and the taxi driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do......"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"

baldershot · Post by **baldershot** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:12 pm

I had a teacher friend who was crossed-eyed. Unfortunately she lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

baldershot · Post by **baldershot** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:14 pm

Did you know that England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool?

baldershot · Post by **baldershot** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:15 pm

I was having a real problem getting my iPad to link with my PC. So, I changed its name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:29 pm

I was congratulated on my 2023 Christmas dinner and people already want the recipe for how I did the turkey for 2024I have already sent them an email; it’s a cut and baste job……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Jan 03, 2024 8:43 am

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack.

So far, she hasn't noticed.
Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jan 06, 2024 1:21 pm

Following a murder attempt at the YouTube HQ, Police have said they are having issues viewing CCTV with the 5 x minute advertisement introduction on all of them….

ShotsWeb

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