Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

God had originally designed Wasps to be the main pollinating inset, but in the end he went for Option B………

[Gone West]

My local vicar wanted to earn a bit of extra money so went for a job as an ice cream seller. He didn’t get the job because he couldn’t do sundaes.

[Anon E Mouse]

Jesus Christ was originally going to be named Gary until Mary stubbed her toe.

[Richard Petty]

Jesus Christ was originally going to be named Gary until Mary stubbed her toe.

That's one of your very good ones

[Richard Petty]

Yesterday at the club we were trying to deter pigeons from settling in the stands and we were saying that often playing the sound of Eagles can frighten them away.

So I played Hotel California on my phone.


PS: I actually did that, and I think the other volunteers wanted to throw something at me

[Fuggletim]

My Daughter was going to call our new Grandson “Miles”, but we realised someone might shorten it to “Kilometres”………

[Anon E Mouse]

My son came home from school today and said

"dad I've failed biology at school".

" I'm your mum". I replied.

[Chalkie]

My wife has just started going through the change.....Bless her.

It's going to be really weird calling her John...

[Anon E Mouse]

Meanwhile in Ireland a chap has discovered the oldest person to have ever lived.
He took reporters to a very small headstone that read :-
193
Miles from Dublin.

[Fuggletim]

I got stopped by Customs at Heathrow and they seized the box of ceramic cups I had! They said I was smuggling……….

[Anon E Mouse]

The man who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

[Chalkie]

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

[Anon E Mouse]

The fact that there is a Highway to Hell but only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers