Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

And in our court round up today, we hear about the man who stole 50 x tins of Gold paint from B&Q being found gilty………..

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie.

[Anon E Mouse]

That's the last time I give Blood. Too many stupid questions.
Who's blood is it ?
Where did you get it from ?
Why did you bring it in a bucket ?

[Anon E Mouse]

For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations…

They’re making a male version... it doesn't listen to anything.

[Fuggletim]

My dog eat my stick of garlic bread yesterday! His bark is definitely worse than his bite…..

[Anon E Mouse]

What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.

[Richard Petty]

What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.

[Fuggletim]

I was in Rome and saw the Spanish Steps! Not really the best tribute band I’ve ever seen…..

[Richard Petty]

I was in Rome and saw the Spanish Steps! Not really the best tribute band I’ve ever seen…..

That's two really good jokes on here today

[Anon E Mouse]

My mate has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his nanna had died, we were all singing Hey Jude

[Anon E Mouse]

I phoned the boss this morning "I'm on the train heading for the South Coast "
"What ? He sounded a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o'clock in the morning, what are you doing on a train"?
"You tell me I replied" "You're the one that told me to be in Brighton early in the morning"

[Anon E Mouse]

My chippy still wrap up meals in newspaper.
Yesterday I got a Plaice in the Sun.

[Fuggletim]

Sonny and Cher were playing Scrabble. At a critical moment, Sonny picked a new letter and Cher said to him “What do you have?”

He replied : “I got U babe….!”

[beechcroft]

Me and the wife were having a right ding dong of an argument, we were going at it hammer and tongs, problem was the wife had the hammer !!

[Fuggletim]

When Salvador Dali had breakfast, was it surreal?