Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

[Fuggletim]

For my University Thesis I decided to study the Ancient Greeks. Well here I am now in an Thessaloniki care home………

[Anon E Mouse]

I watched 3 people jogging outside my window.
It inspired me
To get up and close the curtains

[Anon E Mouse]

Still can't understand how the local cemetery can put its prices up and blame it on the cost of living.

[Fuggletim]

Bought a new Rolls Royce Phantom and found it didn’t come with a Driver! I spent £407,000 and have nothing to chauffeur it……..

[Anon E Mouse]

Poo jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.

But they are a solid number 2.

[Fuggletim]

I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full? She just told me to take her bra off…….

[beechcroft]

Just had the worst day of my life..had to turn off the wife's life support machine....the fridge !

[Fuggletim]

I was on the internet at my local restaurant, but all I kept getting was pictures of stew. I had logged on to a WiFi hotpot…..

[Richard Petty]

I was on the internet at my local restaurant, but all I kept getting was pictures of stew. I had logged on to a WiFi hotpot…..

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS

Due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off!

[Fuggletim]

I was in an Indian takeaway and ordered my Naan bread. When I got home she told me had actually wanted Poppadums…..

[RedanRoadshot]

Just back from a week away and noticed the council had put speed bumps outside my house. Was really fuming about it but have now got over it.

[beechcroft]

Just read that Usain Bolt has got Covid..... who the hell got near him !

[Anon E Mouse]

The actor who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek has announced that his female lingerie business has been a total failure...

In hindsight, maybe Shatner Knickers wasn't the best name for the venture!