Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 3:20 pm The actor who played Captain Kirk in Star Trek has announced that his female lingerie business has been a total failure...

In hindsight, maybe Shatner Knickers wasn't the best name for the venture!
Especially with the designs having pictures of Star Trek characters on, the ones with Klingons were particularly unpopular
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I used to know how to make those little fizzy sweets but then I forgot…

So I went on a Refresher course!
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My Dalmatian finally stopped scratching himself today. I think he finally hit the spot……
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My wife is so fat that when i get on top my ears pop !
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My Gay friend hates getting into his car cos the sat nav keeps telling him to go straight
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In travel news now: The flight to the “International Police Dog Handlers Association” was delayed for 2 x hours after 50 people found they had been allocated seat K9……
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Need to get rid of unwanted rubbish?

Simply place in Amazon boxes, tape up and leave on your doorstep. They'll be gone in a flash!
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Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport...

Medics at the scene report they are coming round slowly!
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Just been into town and saw someone picking a dwarf's pocket…

How could anyone stoop so low!
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I went on a ballooning holiday! I put on about 4 and a half stone!
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Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest living man.

He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau was arrested in Paris last night*. It all got very interesting when the arresting office told him he had the right to remain silent……..

*Yes, I know he died in 2007 before anyone points out he couldn’t have been arrested last night 😉
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Recently, I found I had forgotten how to ride a bicycle. So, I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.
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There was a fire drill at IKEA yesterday…

We all assembled in the car park!
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Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying "Warning pickpockets operate here"...

Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
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